The needle tears a hole…

So my obsession with knitting is back. With a vengeance. Thanks, Ravelry. Back when you were in Beta you were resistable, you weren’t infinitely fun to look at and I didn’t spend my time queuing up enough knitting projects to keep me busy for the next three years. 

And now look at you!! 

Don’t go there, dear Readers. Do. Not. Be strong and resist their squillions of funky and brilliant knitting and crochet patterns. Don’t build your own library of wonderful patterns you’ll definitely want to knit for yourself. And, most importantly, ignore the notebook

It’s too late for me, but you can save yourselves. 

Interesting times and The real Axis of Evil

Well, it’s been an… interesting month. Not necesarily of the ‘May you live in interesting times‘ kind, but definitely…. interesting.

In a nutshell… The Man passed his driving test and we’ve spent our savings on a car; Teen Boy passed his GCSE English resit (easily, which begs the question why on earth didn’t he pass it at school? Which leads us onto teachers who talk about clubbing in Ibiza and handbags that cost £100); the cooker gave up the ghost at the same time that our landlord was on holiday which meant we were without a cooker for a month.

Yep, a month. Without a cooker. No hob, no oven = no bolognaise, no soup, and no cake. More significantly, no bread.

We started off with crackers. Or pittas. We experimented with salads (I’ve got some recipes to share) and fruit. Finally, we caved and bought supermarket bread. And learned, once and for all, the truth about the Axis of Evil.

Bread (supermarket bread, that is) is evil. Absolutely terrible stuff. We watched in horror and confusion as our generally happy little Pixie Girl became a bad-tempered little goblin. Nothing was right, she practically raged, everything was wrong, and then she’d burst into tears. It was like being with a premenstrual teenager, but worse.

Who'd win in a fight? I know where I'd put my money (sorry Darth, all the Force power in the Galaxy is insignificant compared to the power of Hovis)

Of course, Darth Vader has Force skills on his side and is just generally unencumbered by conscience. But Supermarket Bread is full of additives, preservatives (human hair! HUMAN HAIR!!) and, of course, equally devoid of conscience. So while an immediate glance might suggest Darth Vader as the winner (and yes, he could Force push entire shelves of bakery products across an entire supermarket and choke the daylights out of a Baguette) could he resist that tempting bakery smell that greets you as soon as you’re within yards of any supermarket’s doors? And then that’s it, the bread will destroy him from within – it’s only a matter of time before Vader’s doubled over in agonising abdominal cramps as the bread does it’s stuff.

So while I wouldn’t exactly welcome a surprise encounter with the Sith Lord on a dark night, I’m just as wary of the stuff on supermarket shelves pretending to be bread.

Although perhaps this is the stuff I ought to really be afraid of?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Squirrelicious Banana Bread

Note: this recipe contains no squirrels whatsoever.

Mmmmm, Banana Bread. I discovered this recipe a couple of years ago, when we had a glut of bananas (Waitrose used to bag up any loose bananas and sell them for something ridiculous like 50p for a huge bag so, skinflint that I am, I used to get in there early and buy as many as I could carry) and it very quickly became a staple. (Not like bread or vegetables, obviously, but I do like having cake in the house).

I can testify that the squirrels in my local park LOVE this. Beware if you are packing any in your picnic basket

Banana Bread

  • 285g flour
  • 1tsp bicarbonate of soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 110g butter
  • 225g sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 4 ripe bananas, mashed
  • 85ml buttermilk (or normal milk mixed with 1 and a half tsp lemon juice or vinegar)
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4

Cream butter and sugar together until pale and fluffy. Add the eggs, mashed bananas, buttermilk and vanilla extract and mix thoroughly. Fold in the dry ingredients (flour, bicarb, salt and sugar).

Grease a loaf tin and pour the mixture into it. Bake for about an hour, or until well risen and golden brown.

Allow to cool before removing from tin and hide it from the squirrels 🙂

My very first blog interview (squeeeeeeeee!)

Yes, I’m a little… late in posting this. Truth is, it’s been bedlam here at Scrapunzel Towers. So what’s new there? Let’s be honest, if I thought my life was anything less than bedlam this blog would be called something entirely different 🙂

Yes, I’m excited. Very, very, very, actually – I’ve been the subject of the Friday Interview on the amazing blog Useless Beauty (it really is very good, I heartily recommend it, even though it’s very much more entertaining than my ramblings).

Apologies for my tardiness, lovely readers, the full story of all the latest bedlam will be revealed in all it’s tawdry glory soon. Expect tears and tantrums (and that’s just me, let alone Pixie Girl), not to mention a heap of sandwiches big enough to keep even the most avid picnicker quite thoroughly pogged for at least a whole British Summer…

A happy little Forest

Aren’t trees wonderful? Yes, I may sound like an earthy/crunchy/knit-your-own-yogurt, lentil-crunching, sandal-wearing tree-hugger type who reeks of patchouli and dances like a windmill at the merest hint of a Stevie Nicks song, but trees are wonderful. And, besides, I’m exactly that kind of person. Except for the lentils – if your lentils are crunchy you haven’t cooked them enough. And the sandals. I just don’t do sandals.

Yes, this is exactly what I look like when I dance. Except that I'm not quite as tall. Obviously.

Anyway. Trees. I love em. So I’ve made some. My own little Forest of happy, colourful trees with brooch backs so you can wear your own little bit of Faery Forest (hmm, does that sound slightly provocative or is it fairy floss I’m thinking of?) out and about with you. Of course, if you like to get your fairy floss out too then that is entirely your own business 😉

My happy little Forest

 

Happy shiny week

A Big Week. Some of the events of this week (in no particular order of chronology or importance):

  • Pixie Girl has been accepted into a local nursery (yay!)
  • The Man has made banana bread
  • Teen Boy’s MRI scan showed there’s nothing seriously wrong
  • I did my first ever blog interview

A happy, shiny week all round 🙂

Oh, dear…

Woe is me. I am dreadfully behind on this project. (Teen Boy, at this point, tends to say things like ‘Hang your head in shame. HANG IT!’ He’s not always helpful but rarely is he unamusing.) I am,  in honesty, a little worried that I won’t complete it. (This is the bit where The Man, who is accustomed to my obsessive perfectionism [real word? Who cares?] tells me not to worry, it’s early days and I’ve got plenty of time left. However, he’s at the allotment right now so I’m telling myself that it’s early days and I’ve got plenty of time left which I fear may become a ‘cool wet grass, deep blue ocean’ kind of mantra as the year marches on.)

On the plus side (because there is always, always a plus side) I’ve spent a lot of time in the workshop coming up with new stuff. And new stuff is always exciting 🙂

  • Travel purses. Ideal for, well, travelling. Also handy if you don’t want to carry a large bag around with you
  • Wristlets. I made these mostly because although I have possessed a ridiculous amount of bags in my time I’ve never had a wristlet. One of these may have my name on it 🙂
  • Tree brooches

I’m also working on a development on the Faery Coats. It’s not that I don’t love them just as they are (I really, really do), I just want to do something a little… different 🙂

An A-line skirt may be on the horizon for my next 52 Ways… project. You can’t go wrong with a little A-line skirt. At least, that’s what I’m hoping 😉

No. 5 – Rag rug

This one tallies nicely with the ‘Trying a new thing’ challenge on Useless Beauty’s blog.

It’s about 4 years since I bought my massive crochet hooks (the biggest is about 15mm) and, shamefully, I’ve just never really found the time or inclination to shred fabric into yarn (fabric/yarn = farn? Portmanteau’s pretty big in our house  – we enjoy chickle* sandwiches) in order to try it out properly.

So with Susie’s challenge I thought I’d finally give it a go and lo and behold!

It's not quite finished yet but you get the general idea...

PURPLE!!! I’ve still got a bit to do but I’m quite happy with it so far. The Man says it looks ‘very Ikea’. Perhaps he’s hoping that it’s inclusion somewhere in the house will precipitate an appearance of tidyness as depicted in Ikea catalogues. I hope he’s not holding his breath.

  1. Cutting the fabric: easy peasy! Fold over so that the selvedge edges rest against each other (I bought new fabric for this, which annoys my ‘green side’ but now I’m a bit familiar with it I’ll try recycling something next time) and cut all the way from the fold to about an inch from the selvedge. Next, cut through the selvedge on alternate strips so that you end up with a continuous strip of fabric (it didn’t make sense to me until I was actually cutting it).
  2. Ball up said strip of fabric.
  3. Crochet as you would with wool, although it’s a bit tricky to loop it through your fingers (like I do, it seems to help with tension)

I don’t know where I’m going to put it when it’s finished. But I may make another; I fear this is the beginning of another craft obsession…

*chickle = cheese and pickle

Scruffy non-conformist hippy? Blame the Tories…

Don’t worry, it’s not a political rant.

Sometimes I wonder why people become the people they do. I mean, we’ve all heard the quote about how people never change, they simply become more themselves (which is a kind of ‘leopards never change their spots’ for optimists, when you think about it), but what are the events that shape people?

It’s a bit vain (well, it’s my blog, what did you expect?) but I do wonder what led me onto this craft-for-a-living, sewing-machine-by-my-side path (you can blame Etsy quite unequivocally for that – ‘write a good bio’, they say, ‘tell people who you are and why you do what you do’). I don’t think I can pinpoint the exact moment when I realised that sewing was crucial to my well-being (and career) but there have been several moments over the years which have led to my choice of work and perhaps the Tories ought to take their fair share of the blame for at least one of them.

Let me explain. This new-fangled fad of union members striking as soon as we get a Tory government isn’t all that new. Back in the 80’s everyone was at it; miners, students, teachers – even the dinner ladies at my school went on strike: every lunchtime they simply pressed a paper bag of some deep-fried potato into our hungry little hands and banished us from the premises for an hour. Yes, hordes of hungry schoolkids marauding around the estate with nothing to do; shoplifting rates must have rocketed, I’m frankly surprised any of the local shops survived.

A breeding ground for 'anarchists' with a rich history of malcontent (which probably isn't widely publicised in their prospectus)

Our Sixth Form, however, wasn’t impressed. (They must have been a revolutionary lot, I wonder what happened to them?) Worried that all the Teacher’s Strike action would damage their A-levels (that was what I heard at the time, anyway) they staged their own demonstration. I think it probably took all of thirty seconds for the rest of the school to decide to join them.

So there we were, practically an entire school worth’s of kids, happily chanting at the gates. Even the arrival of a local bobby didn’t dampen our spirits. If anything, our fervour just increased. By lunchtime it had been decided that a march into the town centre was necessary and a march duly happened. It actually made the front page of the local newspaper.

Like the good girl I was, I went home for my lunch and very excitedly told my mum all about it. We were on strike!! We were going to show them!!

I didn’t show anyone anything. Keen to quash even the beginnings of teenage rebellion, my mum insisted that I attend school that afternoon. (Actually, she walked me to school and made sure I attended. Humiliating.)

So whilst my classmates marched and ‘stuck it to the man’ (it ended badly, I later learned; violence erupted at another school and letters were sent home to parents decrying the pupils who took part as ‘anarchists’) I sat in my lessons. On my own. Yep, I think I actually was the only kid in the whole school that afternoon. I was definitely the only kid in my lessons.

And my lessons, that afternoon? The lessons that my mother decided were far too important for me to miss? Sewing. Triple sewing.

I hated sewing at school. I could never remember how to thread the machine and because I never did it properly it got jammed and tangled and needles were broken (there is nothing quite like the almost stunned sound a sewing machine makes when a needle smashes against the needle-plate, ugh) so I avoided using the machines as much as possible. (Ah, funny how things turn out, isn’t it?).

In honesty, my sewing teacher, Mrs Binnion, was probably as pleased with having one pupil as I was with being there at all. After all, her colleagues were overdosing on coffee and cigarettes in the staff room and generally making the most of an unexpected day off and she had to bloody teach. I expect she was inwardly cussing my mother as much as I was. But she didn’t show it.

I’m not going to gild history and tell you that those three hours flew by and I suddenly loved sewing lessons. I still loathed them. But I finished (eventually) and, more importantly, wore, the dressing gown we all had to make. And, although I wouldn’t have admitted it back then, I’d developed a new respect for Mrs Binnion. Yes, she may have looked like a spinster librarian (the twin set and pearls and cat’s eye glasses may all be details supplied by my imagination but they feel quite definite) but she could sew. And muster enough patience to try to teach a solitary pupil who lacked the interest to learn.

I wish there were more teachers like that.

Oh, and did I say blame the Tories? Maybe I should thank them (which challenges my political views to the point where it makes my brain hurt).

Incidentally, I saw Mrs Binnion years later in Sainsburys. She was just ahead of me in the queue and I really wanted to say ‘hello, do you remember me, I was your only pupil on the day the school went on strike’ but I was a bit embarrassed. In retrospect, I wish I had said hello.

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